20 Bad Book Covers That Should Be Movies

We want these made. Immediately!

By George WalesMay 6th 2010
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The Listening House

The Cover: What’s that attached to that house? Is it a conservatory? Hang on, it’s a giant bloody ear! You’re right to run mate!

The Movie: A riff on the classic haunted-house genre, in which the eponymous mansion earwigs on the young couple who move in, before airing their dirty laundry at the least convenient moments. Pesky house. Mind your own!

Awesome Scene: The house waits until the vicar comes to tea, before blurting out that the husband is wearing his wife’s knickers. It’s a laugh riot!

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    • jack357

      May 6th 2010, 19:14

      Love your sense of humor.

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    • jceaser

      May 7th 2010, 6:27

      bit on the weird side. But hey so am i.

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    • giovannisorta

      May 7th 2010, 17:11

      Some good ones. Though the penetrators catchphrase should be "you just got penetrated" & also no. 18. Obama wouldn't snap Garth Brooks neck, he's probama apparently, unlike most of his country & Western brethren.

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    • BooBoo1981

      May 7th 2010, 18:20

      You spelled "meow" wrong.

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    • DrStrangelove

      May 8th 2010, 14:06

      "The Little People" is so freaky... It would make a great picture, if directed by Q. Tarantino.

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    • NelsonB

      Jun 16th 2011, 12:18

      Flaming cats, mutant cats, the end has come. While selling textbooks online I've dealt with some really cool cat comic books, somehow cats are great characters in animations, drawing books and whatever. Still, how come the alpaca or the tarsier aren't used in comics, they would be great characters too:)

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