The Movie Star: He might not spend much time on the big screen these days, but once upon a time, Ted Danson meant bums on seats! May we refer you to the Three Men series…?
Best Known For: Hilariously peeling his skin off during the finale of Three Men And A Little Lady…no, alright, he’s a TV star first and foremost, and a bloody good one at that. Cheers is obviously the show he’s most closely associated with, but they couldn’t possibly film a Porno based on that…could they?
XXX Version: They could and they have in the form of Cheers: A XXX Parody. Daft as it may sound, you can’t knock some of the dialogue. When asked “how’s it going?”, Norm replies, “it’s going down like a two-dollar whore when you hand her a fifty…nice and easy.” Zing!
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Punchbowl
Apr 20th 2011, 8:31
The Sex and The City quip sounds like something Samantha would say anyway, to be honest. How do I know this s**te!? :(
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Hadouken76
Apr 20th 2011, 16:26
nice work if you can get it ... (to research this lot i mean! ) lol
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writerdave87
Apr 20th 2011, 18:58
Confess... one of you has a subscription to that '.....: a XXX parody' company don't you...
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Gorty
Apr 20th 2011, 19:45
yawn. you did this already
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thejonner
Apr 22nd 2011, 17:33
Has anyone made "The Passions of the Christ" yet? I understand that there may be issues of heresy and blasphemy, but can you imagine the Last Supper as porn parody? The makers could take their cue from The Da Vinci Code, but have ALL of the disciples, not just one, as women. Imagine it, if you will, when Jesus says, "This is my body, take it all of you and eat it." Wow. And, what with it being Good Friday and all, seems kind of appropriate. Or, of course, depending on your view, very inappropriate.
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timbot
Apr 24th 2011, 16:47
Just wanted to agree in saying that Kingdom of the crystal the skull was an abortion of a film which I regretted watching more than any weird donkey horse and girl bear and girl frog and girl or midget porn.
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