They're Going To KILL Megan Fox!
Does It Feature Megan? No. It's the rants of a young man named Matt who has a few issues with Mr Michael Bay.
Seems he kind of likes Bay's movies but doesn't take kindly to a few issues - such as Soundwave being a satellite and Jason Voorhees being a "puss" in the new Friday The 13th.
Funny, Sexy Or Weird? Sort of funny and also weird.
His delivery style is a few steps ahead of the usual 'Tube rant, but it's also still just a guy sounding off in the privacy of his home.
Megan Fox Interview Fail W/Jordan Morris
Does It Feature Megan? Yes. It's one of those "high-larious" moments when a "comedy" journalist shows up at a junket and takes a few minutes of time to do a "wacky" interview. In this case, "The Daily Habit" sends along someone who really, really loves Megan.
And has trouble staying composed. Yawn.
Funny, Sexy Or Weird? Funny. It wants to be funny. It largely fails.
The actors - Fox and Jennifer's Body co-star Johnny Simmons gamely play along, but even they can see it's all been done before.
Next: Nasty & Nattering
Comments
bentgaga
Nov 3rd 2009, 11:34
i love love love love love love her.. i'm the straight female minority.
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timkins
Nov 4th 2009, 15:42
Bloody hell, this magazine's transformation into FHM is complete. Seriously! Complete with-- "Take the case of miss Megan Fox. She might only have a few films to her career thus far, but her interweb fame has exploded like a lizard in a microwave." Diabolical writing.
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somewhatfrail
Nov 6th 2009, 13:55
Yeah, timkins, I can totally imagine the next issue to going to be all about t**s and a*s with no insight into new films, no analytic reviews or interviews with stars. /irony.
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koolerking
Nov 9th 2009, 1:16
I agress, what the hell is going on with totalfilm, or should we now call it total t*ts & a**e? There's less wood in the desk in front of me than her "acting talent". Get a life TF.
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