Wish You Were Here
The theme park to end all theme parks! The attraction is obvious: see living, breathing dinosaurs brought back to life by a revolutionary form of science it’s best not to scrutinise too closely and a cuddly, bearded benefactor. Hooray!

Holiday From Hell
We’re not too bothered by the whole escaping and eating people thing – to be expected, really – but we are concerned by the lack of pterodactyls. Dude, we pay our money, we want flying dinos, right? And where are the anachronistic cavemen guides? Poor.