Wish You Were Here
A bit like a school skiing holiday in which all the teachers are permanently propping up the bar and no actual skiing is required. There’s just snow, cutesy talking animals, and no grown-ups telling everyone what to do. Ace!

Holiday From Hell
Umm, except that imposing ice lady with the spiked sweets. She’s cranking the tension by turning people to stone and making the animals sad. Arguments begin. Told you we should have gone for Val d'Isere, etc...