Wish You Were Here
A specialist destination, admittedly. One for all the adventurers out there bored of spamming their mates for sponsor money to climb Kilimanjaro every sodding year. The alternative: a Nazi-scalping wish-fulfilment, 'action holiday' getaway to Nazi-governed France.

Holiday From Hell
Outside the hyperreal context of a splatter-heavy Tarantino flick, this suddenly seems like a terrible idea. Voluntarily infiltrate a military occupancy in order to murder highly trained soldiers? Maybe if the rep is Andy Mc-bleedin'-Nab...