Wish You Were Here
Streets ahead of Prague if you’re after a hot and bothered city break for the boys. The bars might be seedy but the strippers look like Hollywood starlets, and there’s a rigorous if not entirely legal trade in backstreet ladies. Fill yer boots!

Holiday From Hell
Do remember it’s best to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to everyone you meet, on the grounds that they’re probably armed. And don’t tangle with the police because they’re all corrupt. Oh, and violence is commonplace, murder is a nightly leisure pursuit... aaand the hookers are actually a cabal of assassins. Uh... Amsterdam, lads?