Wish You Were Here
An unspoiled marvel! A must for adventurous nature-lovers, particularly those with an interest in prehistoric biology. Lush tropical climate, lovely tucked-away beaches and colourful, lively locals.

Holiday From Hell
And by ‘lively’ we mean ‘immutably savage and hostile, with a keen interest in human sacrifice’. It’s okay, though – there’s a far bigger chance you’ll be ripped apart by the island’s giant gorilla, stomped by dinosaurs or chewed up by spiky penis-beasts before the natives can get you.