Wish You Were Here
Well, it’s literally Heaven, right? So it’s pretty lush. Looming clouds of golden awesome, sighing trees, spectacular waterfalls... Exactly the kind of place you’d go and never want to come back. Which is lucky, really…

Holiday From Hell
But then there’s the equally literal 'Hell' part. It’s a bit like that time you turned down the wrong alleyway on your way to the beach in Figueira da Foz and it was full of kids with crew-cuts asking you for money. Only with more eternal damnation.