Wish You Were Here
The perfect secluded spot to catch up on all the reading you’ve stopped doing since falling into the habit of checking the gossip websites 47 times an hour and obsessively organising your Facebook photo albums. Beautiful beaches, clear blue water, barely a soul in sight…

Holiday From Hell
…which is the problem, really. After you’ve chewed your way through the latest Phillip Roth and squeezed the last squirt of Ambre Solaire, it’ll dawn on you that your ticket says ‘One way’ and you are, in fact, going to die on an isolated desert island.