Wish You Were Here
It’s really clean, full of good-looking young people (no-one over 30) and it has a kind of casual sex-club vibe. Oh, and Young Jenny Agutter will be there. You had us at 'casual'...

Holiday From Hell
And this is different from Club 18-30, how? Ah - the fact that the free 'n sleazy sex-club ambience is a front for a post-apocalyptic settlement subject to extreme population control. Oh, and your only neighbours are a sparkly fishing robot and stinky Peter Ustinov. Rubbish.