Wish You Were Here
A good old hearty, rural caravan break. It may not be glamorous – beans over the fire and two snowy channels on the portable telly – but the magic is in the smiling company of the one you love.

Holiday From Hell
The problem being, of course, that the one you love has been killed by the police state, and the caravan and indeed the entire countryside is a figment of your imagination, onto which your sentient brain has fixated during prolonged torture. Bye!