The Holiday: Frank is nursing himself a seriously broken heart, and decides a trip to Venice might help him put it back together again.
The Weird: No sooner has he set foot in Italy than Frank meets a mysterious woman by the name of Elise, who drags him into a world of gangsters and stolen money.
If It Had Been Set In Blighty: Frank meets a strange woman in a dark bar, only to find she's the target of MI5. Cue numerous chases through scenic London places - just not Hackney, nothing good comes from there.
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QuietLife
Dec 10th 2010, 9:05
Hats off to you Total Film! Recognising Total Recall as a 'Movie Holiday' is pure genious!
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gonzoBen
Dec 10th 2010, 9:59
"Get your a*s to Mars!"
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TweetTiger
Dec 10th 2010, 12:38
Wow! TF's version of SitS2 would certainly have made that train wreck a far better movie!
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TweetTiger
Dec 10th 2010, 12:39
Ahem, that should of course have been SitC2...
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QuietLife
Dec 10th 2010, 14:39
Not "SatC2" then?
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Jeffbiscuits
Dec 10th 2010, 23:56
Phloston paradise was the one I thought of when I first read the title of the feature but I was out-weirded by the holiday(?) that is total recall. You blabbed, quaid! You blabbed about mars!
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thejonner
Dec 11th 2010, 8:26
Nemeses...
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thejonner
Dec 11th 2010, 8:26
Nemeses...
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