Christmas is coming and it's time to compile your Christmas list if you haven't sent it off to Santa already.
Just make sure you don't accidentally add any of the following...
20. Twlight: New Moon Jacob Action Figure
Why We Don’t Want It: Okay, so we’re not exactly the prime target market for this one.
There's only a 70% chance our mums will accidentally get it for us. But even the tweens with it tattooed on their Christmas lists will be disappointed.
Because it seems to have missed the main point of the character – Jacob spends most of the runtime of New Moon with his top off. As you can’t remove his plastic t-shirt, this toy is totally pointless.
19. Beowulf: The Movie Boardgame
Why We Don’t Want It: Can you imagine families arguing who gets to be Ray Winstone on Boxing Day?
We have no idea who decided to create a game based on Zemeckis’ desperately dull 3D flick.
Oh wait, no-one did, this is simply an old game called Kingdoms with Beowulf branding. Absolutely rubbish.
Also, despite the fact it’s been out for a year, it has no user reviews on Amazon. We think that’s because no-one’s actually ever played it.
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Comments
ArielALB
Dec 2nd 2009, 12:08
Haha terrific list -- I think the worst is definitely 'The Meat'
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RoyMantooth
Dec 2nd 2009, 20:29
now come on, I understand most of these are shameless, but the exorcist set and saw doll? perfect for your friends who have bad taste in movies. but the meat.....my god.
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thedarkknight
Dec 2nd 2009, 22:27
You gave Jumper a 4 star review! Make up your mind TF... and the Spidey operation looks brilliant.
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bentgaga
Dec 2nd 2009, 23:36
So I should feel stupid that I shop at www.noblecollection.com and own Harry's, Dumbledore's and Malfoy's wands? And I have a Han Solo bobblehead, is that c**p too?
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sapperwilde8976
Dec 3rd 2009, 9:20
Ha ha cool list. "the last thing the fastest man on earth needs is a bike" made me laugh. lets hope non of us a are subjected to these gifts.
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Apathygrrl
Dec 9th 2009, 12:02
I lol'd at the Flash bike. That was a good one. Great list. I agree with pretty much everything here. Oh, and bentaga, the answer to your question is: No, you should not feel stupid. There's nothing wrong with the wands you have, just Ron's wand is pathetic. Han Solo's bobblehead isn't c**p, but that Leia one was horrific. She looked like she has Down's syndrome.
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austinmanix
Dec 10th 2009, 1:17
Some of the items aren't so much toy's are they are movie collector items. But the Princess Leia is just...wrong. It looks like actor Adam Goldberg in a skirt.
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