2. Jumper: Griffin’s Story: Nintendo Wii Videogame
Why We Don’t Want It: Seriously, who actually cares what Griffin’s story is? Who is Griffin, anyway? Was he Anakin Skywalker or Billy Elliot?
Whoever you are, your film was rubbish and your game is worse.
Congratulations on replacing Atari ET as the worst videogame of all time and please shut the door on your way out.
1. Twilight Cookbook
Why We Don’t Want It: What do vampires eat? Human blood. Now, we’re not vegetarians, but a vampire cookbook crosses a very serious line. Someone should hunt down the cannibals responsible for this atrocity and lock them…
Oh, wait, it’s just a collection of recipes for things like pizza and lasagne that are named after Twilight characters. We still don’t want it for Christmas.
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