18. Ozymandias Action Figure
Why We Don’t Want It: From the world’s first adult comic-book movie comes a toy kids won’t want to play with.
It might be the greatest graphic novel ever written, but the figure looks like it belongs in the bargain bin, along with the Batman & Robin action men it so closely resembles.
The book contains a chapter that satirises action figures like this. Alan Moore must be spinning in his bedsit.
17. Saw Cuddly Toy
Why We Don’t Want It: Cuddly toys are meant to be cute, right?
You’re meant to want to hug teddy-bears, not chuck them out of the window screaming with terror.
Now that we’ve seen it, if we get a gift that even feels like it could be the squidgy shape of the psycho puppet from Saw, we’ll set it on fire.Then we'll construct an elaborate trap for whoever bought it for us.
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ArielALB
Dec 2nd 2009, 12:08
Haha terrific list -- I think the worst is definitely 'The Meat'
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RoyMantooth
Dec 2nd 2009, 20:29
now come on, I understand most of these are shameless, but the exorcist set and saw doll? perfect for your friends who have bad taste in movies. but the meat.....my god.
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thedarkknight
Dec 2nd 2009, 22:27
You gave Jumper a 4 star review! Make up your mind TF... and the Spidey operation looks brilliant.
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bentgaga
Dec 2nd 2009, 23:36
So I should feel stupid that I shop at www.noblecollection.com and own Harry's, Dumbledore's and Malfoy's wands? And I have a Han Solo bobblehead, is that c**p too?
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sapperwilde8976
Dec 3rd 2009, 9:20
Ha ha cool list. "the last thing the fastest man on earth needs is a bike" made me laugh. lets hope non of us a are subjected to these gifts.
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Apathygrrl
Dec 9th 2009, 12:02
I lol'd at the Flash bike. That was a good one. Great list. I agree with pretty much everything here. Oh, and bentaga, the answer to your question is: No, you should not feel stupid. There's nothing wrong with the wands you have, just Ron's wand is pathetic. Han Solo's bobblehead isn't c**p, but that Leia one was horrific. She looked like she has Down's syndrome.
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austinmanix
Dec 10th 2009, 1:17
Some of the items aren't so much toy's are they are movie collector items. But the Princess Leia is just...wrong. It looks like actor Adam Goldberg in a skirt.
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