20 Worst Movie Gifts To Get For Christmas

This lot are on the naughty list...

Dec 2nd 2009 By Sam Ashurst

16. Ron Weasley Wand

Why We Don’t Want It: “Wow, thanks nan! I’ve always wanted a Harry Potter wand! Who’s is it? Harry’s? No? Voldemort’s? No? Okay, I suppose Hermione’s pretty cool… *looks at the front of the box* Oh. *snap*.

15. The Flash Motorcycle

Why We Don’t Want It: The Flash movie is currently at the scripting stage. But we really hope that writer Dan Mazeau hasn’t gone to his local toy store in the name of research.

Because if there’s one thing the fastest man on earth doesn’t need, it’s a motorcycle.

It’s like giving a helicopter to Superman, some cellotape to Spiderman, scuba gear to Aquaman, or a book on divorce to Madonna. Utterly pointless.

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- ArielALB
  
  Dec 2nd 2009, 12:08
  
  Haha terrific list -- I think the worst is definitely 'The Meat'
  
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- RoyMantooth
  
  Dec 2nd 2009, 20:29
  
  now come on, I understand most of these are shameless, but the exorcist set and saw doll? perfect for your friends who have bad taste in movies. but the meat.....my god.
  
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- thedarkknight
  
  Dec 2nd 2009, 22:27
  
  You gave Jumper a 4 star review! Make up your mind TF... and the Spidey operation looks brilliant.
  
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- bentgaga
  
  Dec 2nd 2009, 23:36
  
  So I should feel stupid that I shop at www.noblecollection.com and own Harry's, Dumbledore's and Malfoy's wands? And I have a Han Solo bobblehead, is that c**p too?
  
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- sapperwilde8976
  
  Dec 3rd 2009, 9:20
  
  Ha ha cool list. "the last thing the fastest man on earth needs is a bike" made me laugh. lets hope non of us a are subjected to these gifts.
  
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- Apathygrrl
  
  Dec 9th 2009, 12:02
  
  I lol'd at the Flash bike. That was a good one. Great list. I agree with pretty much everything here. Oh, and bentaga, the answer to your question is: No, you should not feel stupid. There's nothing wrong with the wands you have, just Ron's wand is pathetic. Han Solo's bobblehead isn't c**p, but that Leia one was horrific. She looked like she has Down's syndrome.
  
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- austinmanix
  
  Dec 10th 2009, 1:17
  
  Some of the items aren't so much toy's are they are movie collector items. But the Princess Leia is just...wrong. It looks like actor Adam Goldberg in a skirt.
  
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