20 Worst Movie Gifts To Get For Christmas

This lot are on the naughty list...

12. The Golden Compass Movie Game

Why We Don’t Want It: The film was so boring that it killed a franchise some people were touting as the next Harry Potter.

We can’t imagine that the board game will be any more fun.

We’ll probably just stick to our Lord Of The Rings Trivial Pursuit, if that’s okay with you.

11.Oliver Hardy Action Figure

Why We Don’t Want It: There’s nothing wrong with the idea of an Oliver Hardy Action figure – Laurel and Hardy are brilliant.

But did they have to make him black and white? This looks less like Hardy in the prime of his career as some sort of fat Hitler zombie that crawled out of the grave yesterday.

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    • ArielALB

      Dec 2nd 2009, 12:08

      Haha terrific list -- I think the worst is definitely 'The Meat'

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    • RoyMantooth

      Dec 2nd 2009, 20:29

      now come on, I understand most of these are shameless, but the exorcist set and saw doll? perfect for your friends who have bad taste in movies. but the meat.....my god.

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    • thedarkknight

      Dec 2nd 2009, 22:27

      You gave Jumper a 4 star review! Make up your mind TF... and the Spidey operation looks brilliant.

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    • bentgaga

      Dec 2nd 2009, 23:36

      So I should feel stupid that I shop at www.noblecollection.com and own Harry's, Dumbledore's and Malfoy's wands? And I have a Han Solo bobblehead, is that c**p too?

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    • sapperwilde8976

      Dec 3rd 2009, 9:20

      Ha ha cool list. "the last thing the fastest man on earth needs is a bike" made me laugh. lets hope non of us a are subjected to these gifts.

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    • Apathygrrl

      Dec 9th 2009, 12:02

      I lol'd at the Flash bike. That was a good one. Great list. I agree with pretty much everything here. Oh, and bentaga, the answer to your question is: No, you should not feel stupid. There's nothing wrong with the wands you have, just Ron's wand is pathetic. Han Solo's bobblehead isn't c**p, but that Leia one was horrific. She looked like she has Down's syndrome.

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    • austinmanix

      Dec 10th 2009, 1:17

      Some of the items aren't so much toy's are they are movie collector items. But the Princess Leia is just...wrong. It looks like actor Adam Goldberg in a skirt.

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