10. Operation - Spider-Man Origins Edition
Why We Don’t Want It: Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man flick told Peter Parker’s origin story masterfully.
But we don’t remember the bit when Spidey had to have his bones taken out by Doctor Octopus.
It’s not our place to suggest that this looks like a shameless cash-in, but this looks like a shameless cash-in.
9. Mutt Williams Action Figure
Why We Don’t Want It: On first glance, this looks like a constipated Hogwarts student trying to use his wand to open a loo door. Take a closer look, and you’ll see that it’s meant to be Shia LaBeouf holding a flick-knife.
We’re not sure who decided to sign off on a kids’ toy containing a replica flick-knife. Probably the same bloke who gave the nod to Jar Jar. We like the nuclear fridge replica, though, That one’s awesome.
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ArielALB
Dec 2nd 2009, 12:08
Haha terrific list -- I think the worst is definitely 'The Meat'
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RoyMantooth
Dec 2nd 2009, 20:29
now come on, I understand most of these are shameless, but the exorcist set and saw doll? perfect for your friends who have bad taste in movies. but the meat.....my god.
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thedarkknight
Dec 2nd 2009, 22:27
You gave Jumper a 4 star review! Make up your mind TF... and the Spidey operation looks brilliant.
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bentgaga
Dec 2nd 2009, 23:36
So I should feel stupid that I shop at www.noblecollection.com and own Harry's, Dumbledore's and Malfoy's wands? And I have a Han Solo bobblehead, is that c**p too?
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sapperwilde8976
Dec 3rd 2009, 9:20
Ha ha cool list. "the last thing the fastest man on earth needs is a bike" made me laugh. lets hope non of us a are subjected to these gifts.
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Apathygrrl
Dec 9th 2009, 12:02
I lol'd at the Flash bike. That was a good one. Great list. I agree with pretty much everything here. Oh, and bentaga, the answer to your question is: No, you should not feel stupid. There's nothing wrong with the wands you have, just Ron's wand is pathetic. Han Solo's bobblehead isn't c**p, but that Leia one was horrific. She looked like she has Down's syndrome.
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austinmanix
Dec 10th 2009, 1:17
Some of the items aren't so much toy's are they are movie collector items. But the Princess Leia is just...wrong. It looks like actor Adam Goldberg in a skirt.
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