8. Emmett Cullen Mug
Why We Don’t Want It: Okay, so we’d understand an Edward mug. Bella, fine. But Emmett? Who the Dracula is Emmett Cullen?
If people want to cash-in on Twilight that badly, why stop at Emmett? Make a mug based on Bella’s mum, one of the extras, the best boy, and us for reviewing it.
Oh, and the less said about the design the better. It looks like something an angry goth doodled on an exercise book.
7. Candyman 3 Action Figure
Why We Don’t Want It: We get a sense of perverse delight from the fact there’s a Tony Todd toy in the world, but did it really have to be based on the awful second sequel to the brilliant original Candyman?
It’s not as if the character drastically changed over the course of the trilogy. Were the rights to the third film that much cheaper than the first?
Whatever, we’d be proud to receive a Candyman action figure. A Candyman 3 action figure? Not so much…
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ArielALB
Dec 2nd 2009, 12:08
Haha terrific list -- I think the worst is definitely 'The Meat'
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RoyMantooth
Dec 2nd 2009, 20:29
now come on, I understand most of these are shameless, but the exorcist set and saw doll? perfect for your friends who have bad taste in movies. but the meat.....my god.
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thedarkknight
Dec 2nd 2009, 22:27
You gave Jumper a 4 star review! Make up your mind TF... and the Spidey operation looks brilliant.
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bentgaga
Dec 2nd 2009, 23:36
So I should feel stupid that I shop at www.noblecollection.com and own Harry's, Dumbledore's and Malfoy's wands? And I have a Han Solo bobblehead, is that c**p too?
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sapperwilde8976
Dec 3rd 2009, 9:20
Ha ha cool list. "the last thing the fastest man on earth needs is a bike" made me laugh. lets hope non of us a are subjected to these gifts.
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Apathygrrl
Dec 9th 2009, 12:02
I lol'd at the Flash bike. That was a good one. Great list. I agree with pretty much everything here. Oh, and bentaga, the answer to your question is: No, you should not feel stupid. There's nothing wrong with the wands you have, just Ron's wand is pathetic. Han Solo's bobblehead isn't c**p, but that Leia one was horrific. She looked like she has Down's syndrome.
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austinmanix
Dec 10th 2009, 1:17
Some of the items aren't so much toy's are they are movie collector items. But the Princess Leia is just...wrong. It looks like actor Adam Goldberg in a skirt.
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