4. Hannah Montana Limited Signature Edition Pop Tour Guitar Video Game
Why We Don’t Want It: Picture the scene. You get a package that looks and feels like Guitar Hero. You tear the paper. You start at the bottom right corner. You see a guitar-shaped joy-pad. You punch the air in triumph.
Then, you remove the rest of the paper, you pull your present out of the box, see what it actually is, and you smash it on the ground like it’s Sid Vicious’ bass because no-one in their right or wrong mind wants a version of Guitar Hero that only plays Hannah Montana songs.
3. Rocky Meat Action Figure
Why We Don’t Want It: It’s a piece of plastic shaped like a slab of meat. It doesn’t do anything. Someone is actually trying to sell you a piece of plastic meat.
It’s either the stupidest thing we’ve ever seen, or the cleverest.
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ArielALB
Dec 2nd 2009, 12:08
Haha terrific list -- I think the worst is definitely 'The Meat'
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RoyMantooth
Dec 2nd 2009, 20:29
now come on, I understand most of these are shameless, but the exorcist set and saw doll? perfect for your friends who have bad taste in movies. but the meat.....my god.
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thedarkknight
Dec 2nd 2009, 22:27
You gave Jumper a 4 star review! Make up your mind TF... and the Spidey operation looks brilliant.
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bentgaga
Dec 2nd 2009, 23:36
So I should feel stupid that I shop at www.noblecollection.com and own Harry's, Dumbledore's and Malfoy's wands? And I have a Han Solo bobblehead, is that c**p too?
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sapperwilde8976
Dec 3rd 2009, 9:20
Ha ha cool list. "the last thing the fastest man on earth needs is a bike" made me laugh. lets hope non of us a are subjected to these gifts.
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Apathygrrl
Dec 9th 2009, 12:02
I lol'd at the Flash bike. That was a good one. Great list. I agree with pretty much everything here. Oh, and bentaga, the answer to your question is: No, you should not feel stupid. There's nothing wrong with the wands you have, just Ron's wand is pathetic. Han Solo's bobblehead isn't c**p, but that Leia one was horrific. She looked like she has Down's syndrome.
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austinmanix
Dec 10th 2009, 1:17
Some of the items aren't so much toy's are they are movie collector items. But the Princess Leia is just...wrong. It looks like actor Adam Goldberg in a skirt.
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