And the winner is… The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

Why we’d be losing out: You might be the big box office success of Oscar season, and we like you just fine, but you get too schmaltzy at times.

Still, a David Fincher film winning an Oscar? It has a ring… no… stay strong!

Who should take it: The avalanche is up and running for Danny Boyle’s heartfelt Slumdog Millionaire so we doubt anything can get in its way.