RoboCop
Suggested by: ReynardCity
Past Form: RoboCop has never been given the opportunity to present a major awards show. Which is an absolute disgrace.
Show Highlight: Overhearing someone muttering that Leonardo DiCaprio stole the Best Actor Oscar from Morgan Freeman, RoboCop swivels around and shoots Leo point blank in the chest.
Sample Speech: “Conduct your Oscar acceptance speech. You have ten seconds to comply.”
Pamela Anderson
Suggested By: tomswenchie
Past Form: Okay, so she doesn’t have a lot of experience. She’s never hosted the Grammys, or the Emmys. But we’re pretty sure she’s presented an MTV Award, does that count?
Show Highlight: The opening few minutes, when Borat carries Pamela onto the stage in a sack, and she jumps out in her Baywatch outfit. It’s very confusing for people who haven’t seen / don’t really remember Borat.
Sample Speech: The lyrics to the Baywatch theme tune, as she runs around the stage for the 23rd time.
Next: Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Kevin Smith, The Cast Of Dr Horrible
Comments
Padman
Nov 6th 2009, 13:05
“Conduct your Oscar acceptance speech. You have ten seconds to comply.” Surely you're looking for ED-209 then?
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Padman
Nov 6th 2009, 13:06
Perhaps "Finish the speech, or there will be... trouble".
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