The Genius: Dr Frankenstein

The Awesome: Oh, you know, just reanimating dead flesh and creating your own walking rag doll. Dr Frankenstein belongs to his own special breed of scientist – he’s young and smart, and wants to do things with his miiiiiind.

Which is why he flouts the law, pinching body parts and stitching them together a whole new human. A human that he’ll give the gift of life thanks to the power of science.

Stupidest Moment: Underestimating the monster, which escapes into the night after strangling Frankenstein’s assistant. Parental responsibility’s lost on him.