"Ni" Michael Palin Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Movie Context: Arthur and the gang enter the Black Forest, to be confronted by the Knights who say “Ni”.
Who’s Most Likely To Quote It: Some kid in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, currently playing in your online game of Animal Crossing.
Fitting Comeback: Ticket to Baton Rouge. Baseball bat. Face.
"Game over man! Game over!" Bill Paxton Aliens (1986)
Movie Context: Paxton’s Marine panics when the Xenomorphs attack.
Who’s Most Likely To Quote It: A fan of the opposing football team, after they score in the last minute, winning the game.
Fitting Comeback: Throw him through the TV screen, then walk away cursing your team.
"You’re so money and you don’t even know it" Vince Vaughn Swingers (1996)
Movie Context: Vince Vaughn is trying to inspire confidence in sullen buddy Mike.
Who’s Most Likely To Quote It: Your ‘pulling machine’ friend who thinks he’s the biggest thing to happen to women since Grazia magazine.
Fitting Comeback: “We’re Total Film, of course we know how money we are” - then hobble both his legs.
Right, after all that, we're off to have a soothing bath, with some of that stress easing bubble-juice.
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Henriksen86
Jun 10th 2009, 11:29
Where is those anoying quotes from The Dark Knight? Why so serious and lets put a smile on that face. It just sounds stupid coming out of the mouth of a 13-year old who thinks the dark knight is the best film evarz!
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BigAndyT
Jun 10th 2009, 12:41
Anyone who thinks impersonating austin powers is still funny "groovy baby" never was funny, and never will be, shut up you dick!
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irishbrian
Jun 10th 2009, 13:40
Gotta say, bigandyt i cannot agree more, bunch of knob jockeys.
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KerrAvon
Jun 10th 2009, 13:44
I think you'll find show me the money is still a good one and is usually shouted by agents and whatnot after closing a deal. At least arnie quotes will never go out of fashion, right? Wrong!
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scabo33
Jun 10th 2009, 16:23
Scarface and Jeryy Maguire are still as funny as ever! :)
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bont91
Jun 10th 2009, 18:36
"hes james cameron he can do what he likes" your nose is looking a bit brown there TF
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AKRajala
Jun 10th 2009, 18:55
As much as I love Star Wars... what about the million it spawned: "Luke, I am your father." (not even an accurate quote!) "Use the force." and on and on
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alowe
Jun 10th 2009, 19:40
Irony, bont! :)
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VigilantEagle
Jun 10th 2009, 20:28
Alright what films can we quote? "I'm waiting to be impressched!" (Sean Connery style)
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ashley.russell
Jun 10th 2009, 22:52
you can always, always quote Office Space
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Padman
Jun 11th 2009, 2:07
Ah, I think "Game over, man!" should always be allowed for the pure fact that it allows you to pick out people who have watched Aliens properly/enough times to appreciate and know the characters outside of Ripley. I'm lucky in having older brothers, meaning that my friends and I had been calling dibs on who wanted to be Hicks, Hudson, Frost, Drake, Apone etc as far back as primary school games.
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beeblue
Jun 11th 2009, 10:32
i was a bartender once. we served pabst blue ribbon. a lot of people have seen "blue velvet". and let me tell you, "f**k heineken" gets really old....
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huntjo1
Jun 11th 2009, 19:15
The actual line is, 'The question is do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk!' The line is always mis-quoted but I expected better tut tut tut! haha
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lfrost
Jun 11th 2009, 20:32
You had me at anything from Jerry McGuire! And yes only Arnie should quote Arnie!
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dgoodswen
Jun 11th 2009, 23:00
huntjo1 we wrote that because that's what people say when they quote it - we know it's a misquote :)
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thejonner
Jun 12th 2009, 9:51
Has Charlie Brooker started working for Total Film?
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WileyWasabi
Jun 12th 2009, 15:41
I dated a guy a few years ago who was still impersonating Pauly Shore...gee, wonder why that relationship didn't work out.
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xynobis
Jun 13th 2009, 6:37
that.. was a good bit.
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crowbar990
Jun 14th 2009, 20:38
brual total film, really really bad, not a funny or original 1 on the list, and your comebacks sound like something out of nuts or loaded, this was a good site once
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wolfgirl
Jun 15th 2009, 11:07
When 'Shrek' (2001) came out, Donkey quotes/impressions got SOOOOO old...
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pimpernel
Jun 15th 2009, 22:03
What about, "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" from Life of Brian? I say that way too oft- I mean other people do, yeah...
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davebaxter1989
Jun 21st 2009, 0:59
Can't believe you put Anchorman, Total Film you and me are done professionally. That was my clever way of saying that celebrity outburst quotes have a shelf life of less than a week. But really your just jealous of the Anchorman guy.
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DanzierRebirth
Jul 26th 2009, 10:17
I thought this was right on the money. There are more quotes that should never be said, but its ten in the morning and I can't be arsed to think about them. And as for anchorman being funny? In my opinion people who find Anchorman funny, also find Borat, Ali G and Bruno funny and I have one conclusion about them = One Brain Cell
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ManMadeMonkey
Oct 27th 2009, 0:02
Whilst I've got to agree with most, even now me and my friends can't stop quoting Anchorman. It IS the most quotable film ever and I don't believe it will ever get old.
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Jkaltz11
Oct 29th 2009, 7:52
This isn't an annoying quote or a commonly uttered one but it is the best xD. " The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist and likle that p**f... hes gone! Usual Suspects :D
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