"I see dead people" Haley Joel Osment The Sixth Sense (1999)
Movie Context: Creepy kid tells Dead Private Dick what’s troubling him.
Who’s Most Likely To Quote It: On one of those slogan tee-shirts that have infinitely more personality than people who wear them.
Fitting Comeback: “Me too” – then pull on a bedsheet and ghost the hell out of him until he runs away screaming.
"Here’s Johnny" Jack Nicholson The Shining (1981)
Movie Context: Wacky Jack hacks through a door with an axe in a murderous rage.
Who’s Most Likely To Quote It: Johnny, the arrogant pretty boy that nobody likes but puts up with because he has a summer house in Wales.
Fitting Comeback: Knock him out, then – “And there he goes”.
Next: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, Titanic
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Henriksen86
Jun 10th 2009, 11:29
Where is those anoying quotes from The Dark Knight? Why so serious and lets put a smile on that face. It just sounds stupid coming out of the mouth of a 13-year old who thinks the dark knight is the best film evarz!
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BigAndyT
Jun 10th 2009, 12:41
Anyone who thinks impersonating austin powers is still funny "groovy baby" never was funny, and never will be, shut up you dick!
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irishbrian
Jun 10th 2009, 13:40
Gotta say, bigandyt i cannot agree more, bunch of knob jockeys.
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KerrAvon
Jun 10th 2009, 13:44
I think you'll find show me the money is still a good one and is usually shouted by agents and whatnot after closing a deal. At least arnie quotes will never go out of fashion, right? Wrong!
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scabo33
Jun 10th 2009, 16:23
Scarface and Jeryy Maguire are still as funny as ever! :)
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bont91
Jun 10th 2009, 18:36
"hes james cameron he can do what he likes" your nose is looking a bit brown there TF
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AKRajala
Jun 10th 2009, 18:55
As much as I love Star Wars... what about the million it spawned: "Luke, I am your father." (not even an accurate quote!) "Use the force." and on and on
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alowe
Jun 10th 2009, 19:40
Irony, bont! :)
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VigilantEagle
Jun 10th 2009, 20:28
Alright what films can we quote? "I'm waiting to be impressched!" (Sean Connery style)
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ashley.russell
Jun 10th 2009, 22:52
you can always, always quote Office Space
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Padman
Jun 11th 2009, 2:07
Ah, I think "Game over, man!" should always be allowed for the pure fact that it allows you to pick out people who have watched Aliens properly/enough times to appreciate and know the characters outside of Ripley. I'm lucky in having older brothers, meaning that my friends and I had been calling dibs on who wanted to be Hicks, Hudson, Frost, Drake, Apone etc as far back as primary school games.
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beeblue
Jun 11th 2009, 10:32
i was a bartender once. we served pabst blue ribbon. a lot of people have seen "blue velvet". and let me tell you, "f**k heineken" gets really old....
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huntjo1
Jun 11th 2009, 19:15
The actual line is, 'The question is do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk!' The line is always mis-quoted but I expected better tut tut tut! haha
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lfrost
Jun 11th 2009, 20:32
You had me at anything from Jerry McGuire! And yes only Arnie should quote Arnie!
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dgoodswen
Jun 11th 2009, 23:00
huntjo1 we wrote that because that's what people say when they quote it - we know it's a misquote :)
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thejonner
Jun 12th 2009, 9:51
Has Charlie Brooker started working for Total Film?
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WileyWasabi
Jun 12th 2009, 15:41
I dated a guy a few years ago who was still impersonating Pauly Shore...gee, wonder why that relationship didn't work out.
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xynobis
Jun 13th 2009, 6:37
that.. was a good bit.
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crowbar990
Jun 14th 2009, 20:38
brual total film, really really bad, not a funny or original 1 on the list, and your comebacks sound like something out of nuts or loaded, this was a good site once
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wolfgirl
Jun 15th 2009, 11:07
When 'Shrek' (2001) came out, Donkey quotes/impressions got SOOOOO old...
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pimpernel
Jun 15th 2009, 22:03
What about, "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" from Life of Brian? I say that way too oft- I mean other people do, yeah...
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davebaxter1989
Jun 21st 2009, 0:59
Can't believe you put Anchorman, Total Film you and me are done professionally. That was my clever way of saying that celebrity outburst quotes have a shelf life of less than a week. But really your just jealous of the Anchorman guy.
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DanzierRebirth
Jul 26th 2009, 10:17
I thought this was right on the money. There are more quotes that should never be said, but its ten in the morning and I can't be arsed to think about them. And as for anchorman being funny? In my opinion people who find Anchorman funny, also find Borat, Ali G and Bruno funny and I have one conclusion about them = One Brain Cell
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ManMadeMonkey
Oct 27th 2009, 0:02
Whilst I've got to agree with most, even now me and my friends can't stop quoting Anchorman. It IS the most quotable film ever and I don't believe it will ever get old.
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Jkaltz11
Oct 29th 2009, 7:52
This isn't an annoying quote or a commonly uttered one but it is the best xD. " The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist and likle that p**f... hes gone! Usual Suspects :D
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