25 Things We Don't Want To See In Star Wars Episode 7

The dark side of the series' return

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    • Jareth64

      Nov 5th 2013, 13:32

      As Lucas explained, the Star Wars franchise ARE kids films. This is why there was Jar Jar Binks. MUCH more annoying than Jar Jar are the die hard zealots who cling to this deluded notion the films are for grown ups. It's like those adults who read Harry Potter. Seriously read it, like it's some great work of literature. Star Wars are kids films. Enjoy them, sure, but don't b***h and moan when it's not 100% perfect. These new films are likely to be pretty c**p (going on the prequels), so stop bloody b******g.

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    • tommclaughlin11

      Nov 5th 2013, 15:51

      you forgot 'death sticks'.

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    • anthony86powell

      Nov 6th 2013, 11:33

      jareth ..... what exactly can i say to that apart from go out and enjoy yourself , get laid crack a beer do what ever it is that you middle aged beomoths do when you start developing a mid life crisis , ill tell you what you shouldn't do though , you shouldnt slag star wars fans off just for the fact they dont want a woody statue in the form of a lead role as in hayden darth skywalker , or a cgi overload just for the sake of doing it because they have the tech to do it , episode 1 ,2 and 3 were ruined because lucas had no passion for them , he had to make them because he was broke because his wife left him potless in there divorce , it was a quick buck for him , if the passion was there do u think he would ever sell ?? would stan lee sell his marvel franchise ? or walt disney sell mickey mouse to warner bros ?? i think not , star wars was never a kids film but a film for all generations , but i resent having to watch jar jar binks just so lucas can make money off the merchandise , thank god j j abrahms (an actual fan) is at the helm, from one zealot to another you j*****s

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    • Jareth64

      Nov 6th 2013, 12:31

      Anthony, drop the self-righteous BS, you PC pulling c**t.

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    • anthony86powell

      Nov 6th 2013, 12:52

      if your dad done more pc tugging maybe we wouldn't have had the misdemeanour of entertaining your sorry carcass , go home u sad old man stop googling kiddie porn and shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    • anthony86powell

      Nov 6th 2013, 12:57

      jareth64 ie keyboard warrior haha

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    • Hadouken76

      Nov 6th 2013, 23:55

      Gentleman! You can't fight in here, this is the war(s) room!

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    • lucasleftnut

      Nov 8th 2013, 12:55

      Liked how Jareth64 and anthony86powell were presenting well(ish) written arguments then it just turned into a nasty name calling session. I enjoy the Star Wars films but it does make a person feel silly watching them knowing your the audience sharing the experience. The film is notorious for annoying characters like Jar jar. I'd take jar jar over Threepio any day. plus the Ewoks were boss. Plus the original films donthave Natalie Portman in them, so theres 1 - 0 to the prequels right there. If you guyshave girlfriends / boyfriends (doubting it) you should never watch these movies with them. Ever.

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    • fuckyoomiller

      Nov 9th 2013, 17:05

      If this is going to be a two-orphans-find-out-they-are-jedi-children-of-leia-and-han-over-the-course-of-three-feature-films type of story with lots of lens flares in it i am going to LAUGH. May the cheese be with you!

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