Why So Boring? In the duel of shambling, hipster rom-coms, this lost out to Zach Braff's Garden State for two very good reasons.
One, Orlando Bloom, making his second consecutive appearance in this list - a cinematic Bermuda Triangle that's a no-fly zone for charisma.
Two, instead of Braff's sprightly iTunes shuffle we get ageing rocker Cameron Crowe's personal mix-tape, played seemingly in its entirely in the final act's unending coda. It's worth taking a huge road trip just to avoid it.
How To Add A Bit Of Excitement: If Bloom visited every single place in America, how come we're never shown him getting beaten up by rednecks?