Why So Boring? No, not thatTitanic. C'mon, Cameron's movie at least has a boat sinking and stuff.
This ill-conceived Britflick has all of the inane dialogue, wooden performances and turgid soap operatics you can shake a stick at, but its money shot is seeing the old rustbucket being dragged out of the ocean.
Producer Lew Grade remarked of its notorious production that it would have been easier to lower the Atlantic. Actually, it would have been easier not to bother at all.
How To Add A Bit Of Excitement: Specially trained sharks are used to find the wreck. Dolphins handle the communications.