The Movie Job: Grafting away on Alien's (1979) giant space tug, looking forward to nothing more complex than a pizza and a decent bath when you get home.

Desirable Position? Absolutely not - dragging huge loads of mineral ore around deep space is probably the very definition of madness-inducing tedium. The only time it gets more exciting is when you're trying (and failing) not to be eaten by the hardest ETs in the known universe.

If It Existed In The Real World: Even if you somehow did manage to make it home without a space foetus exploding from your chest, you'd only be blamed for worsening our fuel-related climate crisis. A thankless task indeed.