Reality: Teenage girls babysit their infant siblings and rant about the injustice of it all but nothing changes. Except nappies.
The Movie Reality: A mystical world of goblins, talking worms and giant furry monsters held within a giant labyrinth manifests after hearing the cries of a moody adolescent. Power ballad maestro, The Goblin King, whisks babies away to his castle.
If We Lived In The Movies: Each time anyone whinged about doing something they didn’t like, they’d run the risk of turning up in a labyrinth just to be taught a lesson.