The Monkey: Kong
Why So Cool? The granddaddy of all movie monkeys, Kong is both a lover and a fighter… gentle at heart, but more than willing to crack a few skulls if his loved ones are put at risk. Granted, his over-protective nature might be a bit suffocating for some tastes, but if you like your apes strong and simple, you won’t find a more loyal specimen than Kong.
If He Was Our Friend: We’d make sure he was out of the house if we had a girl visiting. He can get a bit jealous when it comes to women…
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ScottFree
Aug 9th 2011, 7:12
you guys missed Ape.... the TALKING BUTLER gorrilla from George of the Jungle...!!!
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piffle
Aug 9th 2011, 9:03
George Wales finds Ari from Planet of the Apes "hot". I suppose if latter day Michael Jackson does it for you... Total Film, I love you, but why do you keep letting this guy make lists? He's s**t.
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durden
Aug 9th 2011, 13:14
ok so the first mention of Planet of the APES(which really does feature a whole lot of monkeys,in case you didn't notice) is at number 15.but there are 2 animated monkeys and another 3 from s****y comedies in the top 10.i mean wtf?!!?!
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durden
Aug 9th 2011, 13:15
ok so the first mention of Planet of the APES(which really does feature a whole lot of monkeys,in case you didn't notice) is at number 15.but there are 2 animated monkeys and another 3 from s****y comedies in the top 10.i mean wtf?!!?!
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durden
Aug 9th 2011, 13:39
ok so the first mention of Planet of the APES(which really does feature a whole lot of monkeys,in case you didn't notice) is at number 15.but there are 2 animated monkeys and another 3 from s****y comedies in the top 10.i mean wtf?!!?!
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gwales
Aug 9th 2011, 13:45
@Durden They're not ranked in any particular order - surely you can't mean Ed when you refer to s****y comedies? Poor Ed!
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Hadouken76
Aug 9th 2011, 14:00
Prince Ali! Glorious he! Ali wababa! Hey thats the song in your head right now..hehe
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durden
Aug 9th 2011, 14:03
sorry for the triple post bit my internet connection went bananas :|
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Toursiveu
Aug 9th 2011, 15:33
And congratulations... You managed to forget the two coolest monkeys in movie history : Link from LINK (whose favorite passtime is watching Elisabeth Shue under the shower, proving once again how smart these animals are!) and the capucine monkey from George Romero's Monkey Shines. Also, Peter Jackson's Kong deserves a mention!
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durden
Aug 10th 2011, 14:03
@gwales oh, i thought it was a classification of some kind.but sadly,yes,i do mean ed.and the hangover.the third one isn't actually in the first 10.
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FBDBloomfield
Aug 20th 2011, 13:48
No offence, but this list only contains 10 monkeys the rest are apes and to be honest even including apes there was a whole lot of barrel scraping.
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