Insult Jokes
Three men are walking along the beach, a Mexican, an African American and a white dude. They find a bottle and when they rub it, out pops a genie. The genie grants them all one wish. The Mexican says, "I wish that all my Mexican brethren and me could be transported back to our native homeland and we could all be happy there.'
Poof! The Mexican disappears. The genie turns to the African American. "And what is your wish?"
"I wish that all my African brothers and I can all go back to our motherland and be happy and free."
Poof! The black guy disappears. The genie turns to the white guy. "And what is your wish?"
The white guy looks thoughful. "Are you telling me that all the s****s and blacks are gone from America?"
The genie nods. "Oh, in that case then, I'll have a coke."
-The Boondock Saints
How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant.
-Stand By Me
I seen your mother kicking a can down the street. I said ‘What you doin’?’ and she said ‘Moving’
-White Men Can't Jump
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euanmcgrath
Aug 28th 2009, 11:56
Brilliant... you guys bloody rule you know
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thejonner
Sep 2nd 2009, 21:03
What about Catch Me If You Can? Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke? Amdursky: Yeah, yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you. Hanratty: Knock, knock. Amdursky: Who's there? Hanratty: Go f**k yourselves. Priceless, and brilliantly partially used later in the film.
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