Silly Jokes 2
Here is the Treasury Department's report, sir. I hope you'll find it clear.
Clear? Huh.
Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.
- Duck Soup
Three tomatoes are walking down the street - a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato.
Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, "Catch up."
- Pulp Fiction
I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.
-The Jerk
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and proceeds to get pissed.
The giraffe passes out on the bar floor. The guy gets up to leave and the bartender says, " OY! You can't leave that lying here!".
The guys says, "That's no lion, it's a giraffe!"
- 28 Days Later
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euanmcgrath
Aug 28th 2009, 11:56
Brilliant... you guys bloody rule you know
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thejonner
Sep 2nd 2009, 21:03
What about Catch Me If You Can? Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke? Amdursky: Yeah, yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you. Hanratty: Knock, knock. Amdursky: Who's there? Hanratty: Go f**k yourselves. Priceless, and brilliantly partially used later in the film.
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