30 Lamest Movie One Liners

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    • writerdave87

      Apr 8th 2011, 9:57

      To be fair 'Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall' in MI3 is a code word to let them know he's in...

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    • thisgenius

      Apr 8th 2011, 10:41

      The Rock line?? Hardly a "one"-liner!

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    • youngnedyoung

      Apr 8th 2011, 10:43

      Some others missed out: Goldfinger - "What's with that trick pool table?" Species - Forest Whitacker enters a train carriage absolutely covered in guts and gore; "Something bad happened here." You don't say... And finally, Melanie Griffiths in Shining through talking about Michaels Douglas's character - "I knew it was Friday the last time I saw him as the next day was Saturday"

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    • robdog1234

      Apr 8th 2011, 12:19

      Great List!! But I'd substitute your MI3 quote for the MI2 ultra cringeworthy quote: "We just rolled up a snowball and tossed it into hell!" Who the hell speaks like that!!??

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    • apo1978

      Apr 8th 2011, 13:34

      You can have many, many more Arnie quotes (they're so bad the're good!). However, how could you forget Sly's lame one in Demolition Man. I think it goes something like this; "You're gonna regret that for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it!"

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    • patches89

      Apr 8th 2011, 13:47

      this article is lame

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    • mingfilm

      Apr 8th 2011, 14:43

      Lame in a kind of "watch my Chihuahua dance to the Bee Gees" kind of way. Cute, and over quickly.

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    • Hadouken76

      Apr 8th 2011, 17:02

      Sense of humour bypass me thinks... how can u not chortle to "YOu've found the trophy room, all thats missing is your a*s!" ? If you want a good laugh check out 'Out for Tourettes Bar scene' on Youtube, brilliantly redubbed Seagal movie with 'Streets of rage' soundtrack and 'Super Mario' effects..haha One more, a prelude to a knee-to-bawlz : "You wanna be a farmer? Heres a couple of acres,"

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    • DanielMcA

      Apr 11th 2011, 14:16

      How about for the awesome response from Halle Berry in X2: version one - "I fancy some toad-in-the-hole" version two (director's cut): "Ooh you wee b*****d. You're in for it now you feckin' toad"

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    • mclanesvest

      Apr 12th 2011, 4:00

      "Some m**********rs are always trying to ice skate uphill" from the end of blade has always annoyed me. its not even in context!

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