30 Movie Characters Who Should Present The Oscars

Franco and Hathaway are fine, but this lot are better...

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    • durden

      Feb 2nd 2011, 12:18

      =)) this is brilliant!!well done,Total Film!

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    • Frankie88

      Feb 2nd 2011, 14:07

      Another satisfied customer. I wonder where the Oscar would disapper in Joker's trick Btw, how about: Norman Stansfield Upside: Represents LA's finest, no-nonsense attitude, big fan of Beethoven Downside: Gary Busey owes him money, big time. Monologue: (Walks out, gives the audience an expressionless gaze, bites the pill, gets a rush) I love these calm little moments before the awards - it reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It like ... when you put your head to the grass, you hear them crawling, you can hear the insects zzzzzzzz-za! D'you like Beethoven? I'm gonna play you some! (starts humming Ode to Joy)

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    • Hadouken76

      Feb 2nd 2011, 23:14

      Ron Burgundy would be Oscar legend

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    • joker16

      Feb 3rd 2011, 1:55

      The Jew Hunter anyone? Upside: Everyone would be on the edge of their seats whenever he spoke. Downside: Most of the people in the room would end up dead by the evenings end. Monologue: "Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes actors share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk up on stage right now as I'm talking, would you award it with prestigious Oscar?"

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