30 Movie Villains Who Should Have Won
We demand a rematch!
By George WalesFeb 23rd 2011Darth Vader
The Villain: Jedi Knight turned Dark Lord of the Sith. A bit wheezy. You know the fella…
Up Against: His wrinkled old employer and his meddlesome son, neither of whom ought to be any match for Lord Vader, but who repeatedly serve as a pair of flies in the ointment.
Unfair Fight: Skywalker spends most of his time mooning around after his sister, whilst Palpatine looks as though a stiff breeze would put him on his backside. Vader on the other hand can choke a man out without lifting a finger. How he doesn’t end up bossing the galaxy is a mystery.
How He Should Have Won: He should have taken the opportunity to bump off both Palpatine and Luke when they were scrapping at the end of Jedi. What sort of super-villain suffers a last-gasp wave of compassion? A soft one, that’s what sort.
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Hadouken76
Feb 23rd 2011, 11:22
Rahs Al-Ghul should of just stayed in Nepal and micro-managed from there.
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cleanbreak
Feb 23rd 2011, 11:31
The Sheriff of Nottingham up against Kevin Cosner should've probably ended differently.
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willow138
Feb 23rd 2011, 13:05
Brainiac is a way nastier than agent smith but both should have kicked Neo aka Bills a*s
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fran131415
Feb 23rd 2011, 13:11
and Voldemort???? he should be number one
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Frankie88
Feb 23rd 2011, 14:18
A dreadlocked, extra-terrestrial killing machine VS A musclebound human killing machine. That's what Predator soo good. Ha-ha, spot-on. The ending of Collateral was blyeh. Or rather the whole idea of then meeting (lawyer and cabbie that is) Overall, though, it is quite annoying when they say the baddie is super-strong, allmighty, powerful mother, but the he just stands there not utilizing his/her/its full potential.
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willow138
Feb 23rd 2011, 17:14
i know its tv but Dark Willow in Buffy should have won. Shes a badass super witch on a mission to avenge the death of her lesbian lover. And after sucking up all the black magic from multiple gremwars, taking down super Giles, kicking Bufsters a*s she gets defeated by Xander talking about yellow crayons. WTF?
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narmour1
Feb 24th 2011, 8:52
Agent Smith ftw
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narmour1
Feb 24th 2011, 8:52
Agent Smith ftw
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Toph80
Mar 7th 2011, 1:06
Loving the part with the Wet Bandits from Home Alone.........they SOOO should have just torched the place, think of all the time we would have been spared from the films and many since if Culkin had died in a blaze at the start lol
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Toph80
Mar 7th 2011, 1:06
Loving the part with the Wet Bandits from Home Alone.........they SOOO should have just torched the place, think of all the time we would have been spared from the films and many since if Culkin had died in a blaze at the start hahahaha
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