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Sep 16th 2011, 9:11
Appreciate you're trying a new direction but I'm getting bored of these now. I like the features that TF do and they tend to spark some hefty debates, why not continue to do that instead of this Nuts/Zoo approach. You're better than this... stick to the films
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Sep 16th 2011, 12:50
I don't think she is a bad actress, she is great in Mad Men.. just prefer some film features is all
Sep 16th 2011, 13:37
its true, she has her knockers..
Sep 16th 2011, 14:27
@dalidab1982 Oh dear, I think someone needs a sense of humour transplant. I'm sure Hadouken76 was referring to her critics.
P.S. Total Film - I thought you were a movie magazine. Next you'll be doing a feature on comics...........oh wait....
Sep 16th 2011, 14:41
@dalidab1982 you have problems. Playfull use of a double entendre hardly constitutes vile misogyny. Your comments consistantly make you appear to be a very unstable person, relax.
As for the article, i agree with the above. It's all a bit lads mag.
Sep 16th 2011, 15:42
Aaaaaannnnnd... we're off.... again
Sep 16th 2011, 17:44
@dalidab1982 You've got a lot to get off your chest clearly, but I do like to keep abreast of your comments, god knows I wouldn't want to make a boob and say something offensive....erm...MELONS!
Sep 16th 2011, 17:49
Just do Henry Cavill's sexiest moments and I'm sure dalidab won't feel so left out ;) But seriously, agree with Chris, let's do some more 'serious' film features. As much as I love Christina Hendrick, she's not been on the big screen enough to warrant even an 'evolution of.' I just think you guys are scraping the barrel a bit and you can do better.
Sep 16th 2011, 23:42
@everyone. More film features? Really? There are about 5 or 6 a week. How many do you want? I say less features and more thought gone into them
Sep 17th 2011, 0:57
How can any straight male complain about this feature ? Unless you're a eunuch ?
Sep 17th 2011, 1:14
@dalidab The carry on film's really are terrible, they remind me of 'Are you being served?' and other lazy, innuendo filled 'comedies'.
Sep 17th 2011, 13:06
Seems like a few people here are being a little bit sensitive to the feature. Yes it is about a woman's "sexiest" moments but so what? What a lot of you have to understand is that the core target audience of this website is going to be the 15-35 straight male demographic, and most straight males 15-35 like to look at attractive woman looking their sexiest. Yes i understand it is a little bit "lads mag" but so where's the harm in that? You know what your getting when you click the link to the feature, if you don't want to look at it, don't click it. And dalidab, it seems you don't really understand what the words "vile", "sexist" and "misogynistic" actually mean, because the feature is not any of them, but then you'd never be the type to be hyberbolic would you?
Sep 17th 2011, 13:44
@dalidab. I wasn't really complaining about this feature. Did you even read my message? Not more film features. Less features in general. More thought. How many features on Star Wars alone have there been this year? I've made this argument before though so I'll stop there.
Sep 17th 2011, 18:40
I like her big boobs
Sep 17th 2011, 18:55
@dalidab. Not to jump on the bandwagon (although you bring it on yourself), but how can a sexiest moments of Henry Cavill be alright, but a sexiest moments of Christina Hendricks be 'vile, sexist and misogynistic'? I am genuinely interested. And before you go calling me all sorts of homophobic names as has been done to numerous people on occasion, I myself am bisexual so I can enjoy both sides of that argument.
Sep 17th 2011, 21:49
Are bisexuals pathetic stupid half breeds? REALLY? I really hope someone breaks every bone in your body someday dalidab. You really do deserve it. You're stupid, offensive, hypocritical and unpleasant and if there is a god, karma or any sense of divine justice you'll get what's yours. Complaining about any kind of 'sexiest' list when you drool the way you do over boys who look about thirteen is bad enough, but being abusive towards someone for being bisexual when you're so fond of crying homophobia when anyone criticises your unending prattle is actually disgusting. I hopeone kicks your teeth in you odious little prick.
Sep 17th 2011, 21:50
Are bisexuals pathetic stupid half breeds? REALLY? I really hope someone breaks every bone in your body someday dalidab. You really do deserve it. You're stupid, offensive, hypocritical and unpleasant and if there is a god, karma or any sense of divine justice you'll get what's yours. Complaining about any kind of 'sexiest' list when you drool the way you do over boys who look about thirteen is bad enough, but being abusive towards someone for being bisexual when you're so fond of crying homophobia when anyone criticises your unending prattle is actually disgusting. I hope someone kicks your teeth in you odious little prick.
Sep 17th 2011, 21:58
You basically are just a moron really, aren't you? So if all the straight men you knew are now in prison for raping women, you clearly knew some messed up people, shows the kind of company you keep. Nowhere near all straight men are anything like what you describe you f*****g cretin. An article aimed at lesbians wouldn't be much different from this, you imbecile, seeing as both lesbians and straight men find women attractive, so god knows how it could be 'far better'. I genuinely cannot believe anyone can hold the views you do, you're an utter bellend. I think being a 'pathetic stupid halfbreed' allows me to see both sides of the argument, you ridiculous excuse for a person. Your supposed insult makes me laugh. You are so quick to defend if anyone attacks your sexuality but you are free to attack everyone else's. Your views are warped and I feel sorry for you that you have to go through life with such utterly ridiculous thoughts. It's a waste of time arguing with someone of your intelligence, there's no getting through to you.
Sep 17th 2011, 22:14
Great, so you won't mind me speaking my own mind about what an utter retarded subintelligent pitiful excuse for a human being you are then, you chubby little hypocritical c**t.
Sep 17th 2011, 22:15
He can sometimes be funny though, rather than just retarded, offensive and clueless.
Sep 17th 2011, 22:18
I was stupid to rise to it, and even though it's hard, I think it best if we try and ignore his ridiculous and risible comments from now on, otherwise these boards are ALL going to be way off topic like this one haha!
Sep 17th 2011, 22:33
@dalidab, yet AGAIN you have managed to start another f*****g argument on the comments sections. Do the moderators not look at these or anything? If they don't more people need to let them know that you should not be posting on here, honestly. You are a very clearly, an emotionally unstable man, you always claim otherwise but the comments you leave would state otherwise(wishing people died of cancer, ffs! and basically trying to imply that all straight men want to rape women as posted above, even though your story is b******t anyway, every straight male you know is in prison for raping, aye dead on). Your clearly a very unhappy lonely man if you need this kind of attention from people you don't even know. Don't even begin to try and play the martyr like you do, no1 cares if your straight, gay, bi, tri, or even asexual. It's always irrelevant but you always bring it up as if it matters, you make a very bad representation of the gay community. When gay people are more than ever being accepted as equals, its people like you who try to use your sexuality as either a weapon or as an excuse that ruin it, do you not realise this? Or again, with your informed ignorance, do you obviously just not care? Please don't even reply to this, my questions are rhetorical, i don't even care what you have to say anymore.
Sep 18th 2011, 0:27
hahahaha! I take back the earlier comments. If every TF feature sparks comments like these I will gladly keep reading. dalidab, if your opinions are genuine I'm very worried about you. If not, well done for riling everyone up. I suspect they are not after the Frankie Boyle comment. Soooo.... back to Christina's t**s....
Sep 18th 2011, 10:44
dalidab1982 - you have serious issues mate. I think these "sexiest moments" features are s**t and beneath this magazine but "vile, sexist and misogynistic"? Be serious. And bisexuals are "pathetic halfbreeds"? what a judgemental pile of s**t.
Sep 18th 2011, 11:38
Hahahaha! You clearly are an unstable individual, especially if you enjoy watching your brother beat people to a bloody pulp for commenting on attractive women, especially after the way you ogle teenage boys and talk about how 'sexy and fit' they are, even though most are barely 16. You have incredible double standards. As for your other gay and lesbian friends agreeing about bisexuality not being a true sexuality, it doesn't surprise me at all, cos no doubt they're all as f****d up in the head as you are. They'd have to be to want to be friends with an odious, vitriolic little scumbag like you. Come on Total Film, surely you can do something about this weasel and his disgusting comments? I thought that's what the 'alert moderator' button was for, but apparently wishing people death by cancer and wishing to chop someone's balls off and burn them doesn't constitute offensive comments...
Sep 18th 2011, 12:42
I like Dalidab's pert, feminine titties! There I said it! God I feel better
Sep 18th 2011, 13:05
@dalidab1982 - you're not the only gay person who uses this site, I came out a long time ago. Being gay doesn't actually qualify us to comment on other people's sexuality any more than being straight does. Who are you to tell someone who or what they are? How would you feel if some a*****e said "there's no such thing as gay"? Spouting c**p and then justifying it as unpopular opinion just makes you look really stupid, or ignorant, or both.
Sep 18th 2011, 14:18
Wow, 39 - now 40 - comments, half of which is troll-feeding... :/
Sep 18th 2011, 15:24
Best. Thread. Ever! I am sure the TF staff are p**sing themselves too. And... uhh... did I just get my first ever death threat. I'm so proud.
Sep 18th 2011, 15:46
@dalidab, why are you talking about your mum dying? Maybe we just need to get you monologuing!?
Sep 18th 2011, 16:36
You know, I used to just let these whole dalibab things exist. I figured he was a guy with an unconventional taste in films who got unfairly flamed for it. But now? Seriously? What the hell? Calling bisexuals pathetic half breeds makes you an idiot, and every bit as bad as homophobic extremists, you a*s. Also, it doesn't even make sense on a base level. Wouldn't half-breed imply that a gay man and a lesbian woman had sex and produced him? You're either a troll, or a d*****s, and I don't think you're a troll.
Also, the god damn alert a moderator button doesn't even f*****g work!
Sep 18th 2011, 17:10
I think there are other people that should be alerted. A moderator ain't gonna do much for this guy.
Sep 18th 2011, 17:12
@stevepotter, yeah i agree, the alert moderator seems to do nothing at all. I have sent an email to firstname.lastname@example.org and brought up this issue there, couldn't hurt.
Sep 18th 2011, 20:21
I bet it turns out that dalidab is a fake user name for David Lynch and he's just f*****g with us.
Sep 18th 2011, 20:59
That would be funny, although David Lynch is into transcendental meditation which dalidab clearly isn't. Speaking of which i was at Bestival last weekend and on the main stage they played a very weird video message from David Lynch specifically to Bestival informing everyone about the David Lynch Foundation. It consisted of him pressing a red button on a wall which brought up a headline about what he was about to say. A very weird highlight of the weekend. I would apologise for that being off topic but I think we are a ways past that.
Sep 18th 2011, 21:15
@chris, that would be pretty funny, it would almost make all the c**p worth it. almost. lol.
Sep 19th 2011, 0:02
After reading another thread destroyed by Dalibab I've came to the conclusion that it's someone from Empire taking the p**s.
Sep 19th 2011, 12:06
I nominate Jeffbiscuits for quote of the week in the Total Film news letter. Beyond funny!
Sep 20th 2011, 1:38
Is anyone else starting to think Dalidab's actually a psychopath?
Sep 20th 2011, 9:13
Starting? He's a f*****g imbecile.
Sep 20th 2011, 13:41
That goes without saying but I start to get the feeling he's got a pile of rotting bodies under his floorboards...
Sep 20th 2011, 14:31
yeah and he's bummed each and every one of them, many times over and not necessarily while they were still alive ....
Sep 20th 2011, 14:59
I used to find it quite funny but for some reason (maybe it's being called a c**t on a fairly regular basis) it really gets my back up now. I thought for a minute that he'd been canned after all the alerts to moderators but no, he's back.. like a retarded Michael Myers. That is a dark thought Trist.. but probably closer to the truth than we all dare to believe
Sep 20th 2011, 15:50
Dalidab almost comes across as the quintessential middle child. His actions are the result of an unmet need for attention. Psychologically, the attention he gets from acting how he does, even to point of self destruction(is this case, it would be being banned i guess) is more emotionally valuable to him than if everyone actually thought he was civil. If only we had a naughty step to put him on for time out.
Sep 20th 2011, 16:33
preferably a an ice covered sloping naughty step over a fifty foot drop.
Sep 20th 2011, 20:12
Dalibab... You called a bisexual a pathetic half-breed. You said all straight men were rapists, and that you wanted your brother to kill every man who made a vaguely sexist comment towards a woman. Isn't THAT just a bit MORE than a BIT harsh?
Sep 20th 2011, 20:23
Can I just say....she has got some serious funbags. You could touch them all day and not hit the same spot twice!!
(not had a death threat from Miss Dib Dab either and feeling a bit left out too.)
Sep 20th 2011, 21:46
"you loved being shagged on"?? What like a bed? or a car bonnet? or your mums FACE?? Ha.
Sep 20th 2011, 23:21
This is just plain weird now...
Sep 21st 2011, 0:01
WOW WOW WOW I never, ever mentioned YOU having SEX with YOUR mother. I didn't even come close to saying that. Oedipus complex, thy name is dalidab1982.
Sep 21st 2011, 0:27
This threads starting to go beyond offensive. Seriously, worryingly creepy. If only Christina Hendricks' boobs could read these comments. They'd be at a loss for words.
Sep 21st 2011, 11:54
Wow Dalidab, do you even realise how psychotic you're sounding? 1) your brother didn't beat anyone to death for being sexist (that story doesn't make sense on any level whatsoever). 2) wait, you didn't call him a bisexual in a 'jokey way', you went on to EXPLAIN WHY YOU THOUGHT THAT WAY on a subsequent post. Seriously dalidab, shut the f**k up and go away. You're an unbalanced, lying, fantasist who should be in some kind of mental facility at the very least and I really really hope someone takes your smug bald little round head and uses it as a football.
Sep 22nd 2011, 0:58
Strange, it's a sport full of whining self important t***s with far too high opinions of themselves. You'd fit right in.
Oct 6th 2011, 11:12
She has massive jugs. I would love to put my john thomas between them!
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