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• • QuietLife

    Aug 18th 2011, 9:58

    My god dalidab your taste in films is a constant surprise... I think you should start up your own movie magazine. I predict 5 stars for the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers movie to kick things off...! :)

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  • Hadouken76

    Aug 18th 2011, 10:19

    Im sorry, I must have typed Nuts Magazine into google by mistake :S

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  • ChrisWootton

    Aug 18th 2011, 11:12

    I never understand why she is made such a big deal. She can't act but is quite attractive... that's it. Why bother doing the "Nuts" thing? I really like the features TF do but hate when it turns into this pointless c**p. Dalidab, I do love the fact that you can't wait to see Spy Kids 4 so much that you are going the week after it's out (don't worry, I get why you're going the week after, it just makes me laugh is all).

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  • ChrisWootton

    Aug 18th 2011, 12:13

    Such a detailed response dalidab, hope you enjoy your chinese fooooooooood :)

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  • QuietLife

    Aug 18th 2011, 12:47

    Note to any possible stalkers: Details of dalidab's whereabouts on Saturday can be found above... :)

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  • BeeNL

    Aug 18th 2011, 12:57

    IF you're going to go there, TF, and continue to have features not about filmmaking and acting but, let's say, physical qualities in actresses, please don't be such obvious sexists and have them - in the same tone of voice - about male actors too. Would you dare? Or will you have the excuse that male actors are solely appreciated for their acting brilliance....

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  • ChrisWootton

    Aug 18th 2011, 14:15

    That said, she does have a fantastic a**

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  • Jeffbiscuits

    Aug 18th 2011, 22:56

    I'm just confused as to why you want to see Jessica Alba dressed as a male icon(?) such as Where's Wally. Is this the twilight zone? What's going on?

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  • Jeffbiscuits

    Aug 18th 2011, 23:40

    Well as long as you're happy...

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  • Jeffbiscuits

    Aug 18th 2011, 23:56

    I never mentioned anything about homosexuality but yes i am taking the p**s.

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  • Jeffbiscuits

    Aug 19th 2011, 0:03

    Dream of Wally...

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  • Jeffbiscuits

    Aug 19th 2011, 7:42

    Yuck

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  • ChrisWootton

    Aug 19th 2011, 9:25

    Dalidab... i was having a laugh. When you start to understand wit, or at least half of it, come back and start having a go at people

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  • Qexit

    Aug 19th 2011, 12:38

    Correction needed with regard to image 14. Jessica Alba's white bikini was styled after the one Ursula Andress wore when she emerged from the sea in the first James Bond movie 'Dr No'. Halle Berry's scene in Die Another Die was an homage to the original in Dr No. If you doubt this, check out this image of the delectable Ms Andress in said bikini: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ursula_Andress_in_bikini.jpg Spot the similarity ?

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  • alexr

    Aug 19th 2011, 14:44

    Its a pity I can't unread these comments! I now have (unfortunately) a rather tasteless image of Wally dressed as Miss Alba in my head. Who knew Wally had such a nice a**?!

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  • KingofSpain

    Aug 19th 2011, 16:40

    I'm a bloke and found this feature pretty sexist and chauvinistic.

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  • MrScary

    Aug 19th 2011, 18:00

    I don't get the Jessica Alba thing. Yeah, she was great in the Sin City stripper scene, but what chick with the right s**tty clothes, make up, cinematography, and choreography spinning around a pole wouldn't??? Sure she's good looking (I'd give her a 7), but I can't really remember a role she "acted" in. Plus half of the instances cited were for magazine articles. Bad choice for a "feature" and even worse execution.

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  • Punchbowl

    Aug 19th 2011, 21:55

    Like any red blooded male I find Alba all kinds of frikkin' hot, but articles like this belong in s**t like Nuts or Man. 'If it Was Frumpy'?... seriously. Seriously pointless.

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  • writerdave87

    Aug 21st 2011, 2:01

    Dalidab surely you finding this feature sexist is beyond ironic seeing as you slobber all over any shirtless teenage boy that ever shows up on this website? This list isn't my cup of tea but your average comment is pervier than this ever will be.

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  • Igrayne

    Aug 22nd 2011, 22:03

    Jessica Alba as a man? What the bloody hell is going on? I do not care if you like the sausage brother but leave real ladies like Jessica to the real men.

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