30 Terrible Pieces Of Movie Merchandise

The bad, the ugly and the downright insane

By Fareed AthmanSep 1st 2011
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The Shining Dress

The Product: Because nothing says “Here’s Johnny!” like having Jack Nicholson’s murderous grin stretched across your stomach.

How Much? Black Milk sold it for $100 a while back, but they decided to stop making it. God knows why.

Target Market: Attractive girls looking to deflect unwanted attention by scaring off would-be admirers with Nicholson's psychotic fizzog.

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    • ChrisWootton

      Sep 1st 2011, 10:51

      Excellent feature, loving that Jar Jar thing.. if they made a Taylor Lautner version the target market would most definitely be Dalidab

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    • Porkchopexpress

      Sep 1st 2011, 12:22

      Monolith action figure is genius! I saw some Transformers : 'Revenge of the Fallen' baby wipes on offer in a local budget shop recently, wacky and no doubt a metaphor for the critical reception it received.

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    • Hadouken76

      Sep 1st 2011, 16:41

      I want an actual Clockwork Orange lol

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    • cleanbreak

      Sep 3rd 2011, 16:41

      Good set of choices, but I personally think the shining dress is pretty cool.

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    • KittyD

      Sep 5th 2011, 12:07

      Oi, that Human Centipede necklace is pure genius!

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