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Feb 10th 2011, 10:03
Good feature and quite a few movie posters I hadn't seen before. But I'm pretty sure that you should lance a boil as trying to lasso one could really be an exercise in futility...
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Feb 10th 2011, 10:13
Cheers Jeff. Considering the size of that boil, I think a lasso should do the trick!
Feb 10th 2011, 11:03
I always thought that Bangkok Dangerous poster looked bad. His jacket and riht arm are massive and look like they were stuck on top to cover up a gun in his left hand while they rmoved the gun from his right. Really don't want to know what kind of mutations are occuring under his jacket.
Feb 10th 2011, 12:23
whatever Yogi is doing to Boo Boo, it counts as bearly legal...*tumbleweed* (I'll get my coat).
Feb 10th 2011, 12:36
For my money, the worst photoshop (and therefore the worst movie poster) goes to "The Whole Ten Yards". http://www.imdb.com/media/rm47291648/tt0327247
Simply terrible. It bothers me every time I see it.
Feb 10th 2011, 13:21
The annoying richard pryor ?????? Come on the man was and still is a legend !!!!
Feb 10th 2011, 14:41
I think the Chuck poster is supposed to be a recreation of the John Lennon/Yoko Ono Rolling Stone cover.
Homage or rip off called it what you will, but it's too much of a coincidence to be otherwise!
Either way, it's a terrible photoshop job
Feb 10th 2011, 14:47
PS: Nice to see you using previous features (and your loyal readers' comments) for inspiration ;-)
Feb 10th 2011, 15:24
Er, is having the star Wars poster in at no. 24 a joke or what!?!? It's an incredible poster. Shame on you Total Film, shame on you indeed.
Feb 10th 2011, 16:05
If you call a film 'Up the sandbox' you're just asking for trouble and theres nothing wrong with the Chapter 27 poster...
Feb 10th 2011, 16:48
Hahaa. Nicholas Cage with long hair...
I think what makes these posters worse is that the majority are very bad films.
I disagree with Star Wars though, that has become quite an iconic poster, and derservingly so..
Feb 10th 2011, 17:00
The star wars poster isnt the most iconic but theyres nothing really wrong with it...
at least if your going to profile it say something other than comment on the six-pack
replace it with a Transformers 2 poster, which you incidentally gave Four stars,(that's right. Revenge of the Fallen. Four Stars.)
Feb 10th 2011, 18:10
Please. This poster is a classic that hundreds were modeled after.
It's obvious since you have to include something from Star Wars in all of your "Worst" features that Total Film has an incredible case of Light Sabre envy. Get over it.
Feb 10th 2011, 18:11
Feb 10th 2011, 19:07
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer....too bad he's never cried
Feb 10th 2011, 19:40
speaking of which, Chuck Norris can make onions cry..
Feb 10th 2011, 21:29
I heard he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Feb 10th 2011, 23:13
I know. He can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Feb 11th 2011, 11:02
I've heard he can slam a revolving door
Mar 31st 2011, 13:31
please,please,please take that yogi bear poster away,i ache from laughing,how they got away wiv it,i'll never know.
p.s lovin' the chuck norris jokes.
Dec 30th 2011, 1:52
That Star Trek poster.... Simply winning.
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