50 Funniest Movie One-Liners

...and how to use them in real life

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    • Hadouken76

      Nov 7th 2011, 10:36

      "why dont you sh/t in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up first?" When you are nagged into buying something.

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      Nov 7th 2011, 11:58

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    • devilsfoxes

      Nov 7th 2011, 17:48

      um ye, that mark zuckerberg "invented facebook" line had them rolling in the aisles..................................... haha jk, actually the "minimal amount of attention" speech is way funnier

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    • devilsfoxes

      Nov 7th 2011, 17:57

      also, isn't there some kind of law that you have to put "don't call me Shirley" on this list? a lot of great lines in super troopers could have made it in. also the graduate "plastics", anything from goldblum in jurassic park, countless great one liners in the man with no name trilogy "god hates idiots also", "when you gotta shoot shoot don't talk"...... .... basically i should write for total film

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    • drumspeak

      Nov 7th 2011, 22:13

      How on earth is Fletch not represented here?? And Caddyshack?? ugh.

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    • ArcaneMovieTees

      Nov 8th 2011, 12:35

      One of the worst one liners has to be from the Seagal film 'Hard to kill" "Let me take you to the bank senator...the blood bank!"

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    • ChairmanRalph

      Nov 11th 2011, 13:18

      "I have 2 words for you, Shut the f**k up" De Niro to Charles Grodin in Midnight Run, Works in every situation

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