He’ll play Howard Stark's butler in TV show
Set to line up alongside Morgan Freeman
Hoyte van Hoytema to look after cinematography
Say Who? Ethereal alien being employed as Project Co-ordinator in creating the Republic Clone Army in Attack Of The Clones.
Claim To Fame: An incredibly long neck.
If She Had Her Own Film: A female-led spy film. She'd be extremely useful on recon missions.
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Sep 5th 2011, 9:42
Where's Jar Jar??! I love that guy!!
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Sep 5th 2011, 10:08
Ric Olie would have been a brilliant character to have in episode IV.
Ric Olie: Hey, your Darth Vader!
Vader: I know.
Ric Olie: Your wife is dead!
Vader: I know.
Ric Olie: You've got twins, Luke and Leia!
Vader: I...I have?
Ric Olie: Sure! I saw them kissing in the corridor.
Sep 5th 2011, 15:22
Porkins? Ha! Was 'fat bloke' too subtle? Anyway, most of these names make me think I'm reading an Ikea catalogue and Kit Fisto has the best name in the whole series!
Sep 5th 2011, 17:37
How can you miss out the Mos Eisley Cantina band?
Sep 6th 2011, 15:27
This Star Wars stuff is really getting boring. Enough all ready.
Sep 9th 2011, 16:50
Simon Kinnear needs to stop trying to be funny. He is perhaps the least amusing person I have ever some across on the net or in magazines. "If they were a major character" is even less funny than "If It Was Longer" on the 50 Best Closing Lines article. Awful, just absolutely awful.
Sep 21st 2011, 0:41
Um, not to be a total nerd, but, the droid, EV-9D9, is female...
Feb 7th 2013, 10:03
Whoa this an old feature. Seriously, why put the idea out there only to p/ss on it in the 'If he/she had his own film' section ? Waste of time.
Feb 7th 2013, 11:43
The Adventures of Admiral Ackbar !!!!!
Feb 7th 2013, 15:29
have you not heard Max Rebo's song "I am not a blue elephant"
Feb 7th 2013, 15:34
Would like to see a serious and decent version of this! and cut down to maybe 20! this top 50 is to much!
Feb 7th 2013, 21:42
It's because of lists like these that we're getting stories about every frikkin' character who ever so much as walked past the background of one of these frikkin movies is apparently getting his own movie.
Feb 8th 2013, 10:56
Hasn't Wicket already had two seperate movies? Caravan of Courage etc??
Feb 9th 2013, 9:19
Oh right, this feature is supposed to be 'funny', rather than put in any actual effort. I get it.
Feb 9th 2013, 10:18
"My name is Jango the D is non exsistent" I dont...? What does that even...? WHY ??
Feb 10th 2013, 15:12
This article raises a real concern: Will Arndt and Abrams ignore the Star Wars cannon, e.g. Thrawn series when making their films like this guy did?
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