Why They're Offensive: Already a fanboy target for his association with Transformers, Shia LaBeouf endeared himself to nobody (including, apparently, Harrison Ford) by playing Mutt, a rockabilly skank being groomed as Indy's sidekick and possible successor. We'll choose our own heroes, thanks.
Most Offensive Moment: Finding out that Mutt is literally Indy's (and Marion's) son. No!!!