Orlando Bloom – Pirates Of The Caribbean (2003-2007)
The Performance: Bloom’s meant to be playing a charming young rogue – a swashbuckling hero of yore. Instead, his line-delivery is more wooden than the Black Pearl herself, and his romance with Keira Knightley is soppy and devoid of depth. How It Could've Been Rescued: Casting Johnny Depp as both Jack Sparrow and Will Turner. Now that could’ve been good.