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• • Giles83

    Sep 6th 2012, 7:07

    Stop calling Michael Fassbender a brit! Born in Germany raised in Ireland, nothing Brittish there at all!

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  • CaptainCrazy

    Sep 6th 2012, 7:25

    Please God, make this book go away. Why are things in this book celebrated? I read part of it (need to be informed and not hate blindly) and it is one of the most badly written pieces of trash I've read in a long time. Makes a copy of Mills and Boons read like Shakespeare.

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  • ChrisWootton

    Sep 6th 2012, 8:14

    Wow, you've really outdone yourself with this "Feature". I could imagine that a large percentage of your readership would not give a f**k about this (no pun intended), I genuinely think you don't know your readership at all anymore.

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  • MikeyRix

    Sep 6th 2012, 9:06

    Alright, enough, enough on this trilogy! Seriously! Adding on to what CaptainCrazy said, there is FAR better-written porn by non-professionals out there than this. I know this is film-related, therefore it qualifies, but...No. Just No.

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  • filbert77

    Sep 6th 2012, 9:42

    So total film does porn features now..

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  • Hadouken76

    Sep 6th 2012, 10:03

    Reminds of that Abel Ferrara quote from Empire : " If Julia Roberts is going to finger-fuq herself in close-up, I'm sure somebody out there will put up the bread"

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  • lukemordue

    Sep 6th 2012, 11:33

    As much as I dislike this awfully written book & don't care anything to do with it. I think moaning at 'Total Film' for talking about a film that will be a huge film whether we like it or not is ridiculous. They are a film magazine & will talk about films, not just ones you personally care about.

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  • Rhian82

    Sep 6th 2012, 11:35

    Confused by number 7 – the books are all set in America, featuring Americans. So not discernibly British, no.

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  • Hadouken76

    Sep 6th 2012, 11:43

    " The author has creative control" Well, it didn't work the first time did it?

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  • apo1978

    Sep 6th 2012, 12:39

    Just checked out the plot outline for this shyte on wikipedia. Sounds bloomin' awful.

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  • Ichi1

    Sep 6th 2012, 13:50

    This book is for people who think S&M stands for "soccer moms". This movie is the next Exit to Eden waiting to happen....except Exit to Eden was based on a GREAT book, this movie is based on c**p. And please Emmas...Stone and Watson.....stay far away from this mess.

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  • nadiagamieldien

    Sep 7th 2012, 13:16

    No10 is stupid! If they cast him, im sure they will lose a lot of fans. This vampire idiot is sooo NOT right for the part! Ian Somerhalder please

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  • m1sfit38

    Sep 10th 2012, 2:18

    I agree on the fact that it is a terribly written book... but in her defense she does improve with her writing as the books go on... I really still am not sure how they got so g*****n popular

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  • LSJShez

    Sep 16th 2012, 16:12

    I'd go Skarsgard for Grey. Amanda Seyfried for Ana. Those doe eyes would work.

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  • avwp1

    Sep 25th 2012, 15:24

    Cillian Murphy (piercing eyes!!) - Christian Grey, Alexis Bledel (pure and innocent) - Ana Steel, Liza Weil (miss know it all) - Kate Kavanagh, KIm Cattrall (seductress) - Mrs. Robinson, Zooey Deschanel (crazy ex) - Leila

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  • DarcyBlaze

    Oct 17th 2012, 15:44

    Well done El James, she has also opened up the genre for the rest of us. Darcy Blaze

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  • sharonj85

    Oct 20th 2012, 10:47

    Can't wait to watch the upcoming movie somewhere next year. Hopefully Henry Cavill and Emilia Clarke will be the casts for the movie. They both seem to be perfect together and could make a good 'couple' in bed too. Henry cavill with his dark-eye and gorgeous look and emilia clarke with her innocent and sweet face look.. Perfecto!!!

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