50 Worst Movie Sex Scenes

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    • Jeffbiscuits

      Nov 23rd 2011, 9:05

      How about 9 songs? That whole film is a bad sex scene. Made me feel a bit sick.

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    • writerdave87

      Nov 23rd 2011, 9:28

      Just that picture of Phillip Seymour Hoffman has put me off ever seeing that film. I love the man's acting, but I don't need to see his hairy back...

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    • devilsfoxes

      Nov 23rd 2011, 9:43

      breaking dawn

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    • RaveyDaveyGravy

      Nov 23rd 2011, 13:02

      You cant count any rape scene as a sex scene

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    • Toursiveu

      Nov 23rd 2011, 14:42

      Meg Ryan was still very pretty in In the Cut. Things got worse for her AFTER that...

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    • FBMCurrey

      Nov 23rd 2011, 15:31

      Just a question to the writer of this list, for number 30 where you say 'Van Damme's first ever sex scene...' how come you looked past Van Damme's 1991's 'Double Impact'? There is a very detailed sex scene where Jean-Claude bangs the hell out of Alonna Shaw. Dude, I just think you should just do your research better.

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    • piffle

      Nov 23rd 2011, 20:55

      Gotta agree that rape scenes really don't belong in a "bad sex" list. There's a world of difference between scenes of unpleasant sexual violence and the ludicrous or terribly choreographed faux banging that makes up the rest of the countdown. It really wouldn't hurt to remove them from the list.

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    • badger86

      Nov 24th 2011, 0:04

      Have to agree with piffle and RDG, It's rather poor taste to include such scenes. Remove them.

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    • Bandit1

      Nov 24th 2011, 9:14

      "Brokeback Mountain": When Gyllenhal and Ledger do it the first time in the tent...that wasn't really something I needed....it only lasted seconds (....like, Ledger again, in "Monster's Ball"...), but that was more than enough....

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    • ricky9

      Nov 24th 2011, 11:35

      Watchmen!?

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    • joker16

      Nov 24th 2011, 16:58

      I disagree with the inclusions of Crank, Eyes Wide Shut & The Specialist. I quite enjoyed those scenes.

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    • FBJBrown87

      Nov 24th 2011, 17:31

      Ummmmm....guys? Rocco Siffredi is not gay, unless you mean happy due to all the women he has had sex with in his life....

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    • DannyBaws

      Nov 24th 2011, 21:24

      Just registered to comment on irreversible being on there. Glad I'm not the only one that thinks this is pretty ill-informed. Use your heads guys!

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    • DannyBaws

      Nov 24th 2011, 21:31

      oh.. and there's more rape scenes as well. Just realised... oh dear.. These surely belong in something like 'most brutal scenes'.. Not so bad it's funny comedy sex scenes like the rest. oh dear

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    • writerdave87

      Nov 25th 2011, 6:45

      Yeah agreeing with the others, not being funny but this isn't the first time Josh Winning has confused rape scenes with sex scenes. They are two very different things and he should really have learnt his lesson by now.

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    • MorbidPig

      Nov 25th 2011, 13:38

      Jack Frost is classic! 'Looks like Christmas came early.'

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    • WHITEYBHOY

      Nov 25th 2011, 14:23

      Stephen Baldwin in Fair Game ?I think TF has mixed up the Baldwins ,you'll find it was William Baldwin in that movie.Another poorly researched article from Total Film

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    • lonea

      Nov 25th 2011, 18:48

      I have never understood why the Matrix sex scene always makes these worst sex scenes lists?

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    • writerdave87

      Nov 25th 2011, 19:26

      @Whitey, there's a trend for these articles... the writer.

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    • writerdave87

      Nov 26th 2011, 0:52

      She isn't, that's Rhona Mitra IIRC.

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    • DanRose

      Dec 8th 2011, 17:12

      squeal piggy...

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