The Scene: William Baldwin and Sharon Stone gyrate against a pillar as really bad pseudo-porn music pulses in the background.
Look Away When: The pair’s humping makes it look like Stone might knock herself out on the pillar.
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Nov 23rd 2011, 9:05
How about 9 songs? That whole film is a bad sex scene. Made me feel a bit sick.
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Nov 23rd 2011, 9:28
Just that picture of Phillip Seymour Hoffman has put me off ever seeing that film. I love the man's acting, but I don't need to see his hairy back...
Nov 23rd 2011, 9:43
Nov 23rd 2011, 13:02
You cant count any rape scene as a sex scene
Nov 23rd 2011, 14:42
Meg Ryan was still very pretty in In the Cut. Things got worse for her AFTER that...
Nov 23rd 2011, 15:31
Just a question to the writer of this list, for number 30 where you say 'Van Damme's first ever sex scene...' how come you looked past Van Damme's 1991's 'Double Impact'? There is a very detailed sex scene where Jean-Claude bangs the hell out of Alonna Shaw.
Dude, I just think you should just do your research better.
Nov 23rd 2011, 20:55
Gotta agree that rape scenes really don't belong in a "bad sex" list. There's a world of difference between scenes of unpleasant sexual violence and the ludicrous or terribly choreographed faux banging that makes up the rest of the countdown.
It really wouldn't hurt to remove them from the list.
Nov 24th 2011, 0:04
Have to agree with piffle and RDG, It's rather poor taste to include such scenes. Remove them.
Nov 24th 2011, 9:14
"Brokeback Mountain": When Gyllenhal and Ledger do it the first time in the tent...that wasn't really something I needed....it only lasted seconds (....like, Ledger again, in "Monster's Ball"...), but that was more than enough....
Nov 24th 2011, 11:35
Nov 24th 2011, 16:58
I disagree with the inclusions of Crank, Eyes Wide Shut & The Specialist. I quite enjoyed those scenes.
Nov 24th 2011, 17:31
Ummmmm....guys? Rocco Siffredi is not gay, unless you mean happy due to all the women he has had sex with in his life....
Nov 24th 2011, 21:24
Just registered to comment on irreversible being on there. Glad I'm not the only one that thinks this is pretty ill-informed. Use your heads guys!
Nov 24th 2011, 21:31
oh.. and there's more rape scenes as well. Just realised... oh dear.. These surely belong in something like 'most brutal scenes'.. Not so bad it's funny comedy sex scenes like the rest. oh dear
Nov 25th 2011, 6:45
Yeah agreeing with the others, not being funny but this isn't the first time Josh Winning has confused rape scenes with sex scenes. They are two very different things and he should really have learnt his lesson by now.
Nov 25th 2011, 13:38
Jack Frost is classic! 'Looks like Christmas came early.'
Nov 25th 2011, 14:23
Stephen Baldwin in Fair Game ?I think TF has mixed up the Baldwins ,you'll find it was William Baldwin in that movie.Another poorly researched article from Total Film
Nov 25th 2011, 18:48
I have never understood why the Matrix sex scene always makes these worst sex scenes lists?
Nov 25th 2011, 19:26
@Whitey, there's a trend for these articles... the writer.
Nov 26th 2011, 0:52
She isn't, that's Rhona Mitra IIRC.
Dec 8th 2011, 17:12
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