Why So Terrible: The memory of Charles Dickens is raped by a horrible CGI cat and his stupid movie. Not that we’re taking it all too seriously or anything.
What It Should Have Been Called: Garfield 2: Purrfectly Awful.
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Oct 19th 2011, 9:58
Please, please, please sort out your webpage refresh nonsense! It has gone on for too long now Total Film.
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Oct 19th 2011, 10:32
Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice n' the hood... Thus inspiring Friedberg and Seltzers' catalogue of atrocities.
Oct 19th 2011, 12:43
A larger number of these are adaptations of a book than they should be. Not exactly their fault, surely?
Oct 19th 2011, 13:06
Fertilize The Blaspheming Bombshell - is a BRILLIANT title
Oct 19th 2011, 14:14
Maybe it's because you're British, but Spanglish might as well be a real word in America, meant to signify a mix between Spanish and English.
Oct 19th 2011, 15:59
How can you have all this c**p, and then attack Lucky Number Slevin- an absolutely fun and amazing film, and then Quantum of Solace, which Is by far the best Bond title and one of the top films? And higher rankings than Squeakquel? I call total BS.
Oct 19th 2011, 17:51
Killer Klowns From Outer Space is the '80's equivelant of "Snakes On A Plane". It tells you exactly what you are getting. How can it possible be considered a bad title?
And as for misspelling "Clowns", you get that it was intentional, right?
Oct 19th 2011, 23:20
Avenging disco godfather?? How is that a bad title? Its freaking hilarious!
Oct 20th 2011, 15:37
Killer Klowns is on my must see before I die list. Finally saw Dead Heat last weekend.. awful, so awful that it is genious.. loved it
Oct 20th 2011, 18:01
ChrisWootton wrote: Killer Klowns is on my must see before I die list. Finally saw Dead Heat last weekend.. awful, so awful that it is genious.. loved it
Then you will not be dissapointed by Killer Klowns.
Oct 20th 2011, 21:27
Yes, the webpage refresh thing. If the top of the page wasn't so loaded with c**p, it might work properly.
Oct 20th 2011, 22:30
its is so frustrating to see decent articles and lists ruined by rubbish galleries to view them in. its 2011 for gods sake!!!! either sort your gallery, load all the page at the same time or get rid of the advertising c**p at the top of the page as it compromises your site. im reluctantly off to Empire now - sort it out!!!!
Oct 21st 2011, 15:12
A five star movie with a difficult title was "Lust Caution". OK it's Chinese and maybe hard to translate but "The Bait" or "Betrayal" would have been better and given a good idea of the content of the film without the embarrassment of the word "lust" in it.
Oct 23rd 2011, 13:23
Whats the time Mr Seagal? Half past dead? LOL The prequel to Quarter to Dead and A Few minutes past dead...
Oct 23rd 2011, 19:21
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th - 2000. The awful spoof of the awful spoof(Scary Movie).
Oct 23rd 2011, 22:08
Lust Caution is Thai. I agree with some of these choices but some of them are spoofs and slapstick so why should they have a good title? And Killer Klowns, two ks? Get it?
"It" is a brilliant title and was the title of the book, "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"? Brilliant film though.
Oh and people who suggest that turd Quantum of Solace was one of the best Bond films need to stop being Bond fans.
Nov 9th 2011, 13:33
C'mon, no "Surf Nazis Must Die"....?
Oct 6th 2012, 7:45
Wow this is an old feature... too hungover to create a new one?
Oct 6th 2012, 8:52
The worst FRENCH movie title... a 1963 belgian drama called "Déjà s'envole la fleur maigre"... which roughly translated means "Already the thin flower takes flight". As a french speaker, I can tell you that it doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
Oct 6th 2012, 12:04
This is the second old feature I've seen resurface on the front page "highlight" box (the other was 50 Best Movie Closing Lines from August 2011), so I don't know if it's a glitch or just laziness.
Anyway, I've only got to #49 and the dissing for Killer Klowns has made me sad. The film knows how bad it is and some of the sequences in (shadow puppets and ventriloquism being stand-outs) are borderline genius.
Oct 6th 2012, 16:43
make up your mind, is about bad movie names or bad movies? star wars episode I is not THAT bad, (yes, I said that) definitely the weakest, yes. but the name I thought was pretty cool. although it should had been like this (obviously, changing the movies quite a bit) :
episode I - the clone wars
episode II - rise of the empire
episode III - fall of the jedi or the established revenge of the sith, just my opinion...
fall of the jedi to be in concordance with return of the jedi, (which in my opinion is about anakin returning as a jedi through redemption for his children, is not about luke returning from training)
Oct 6th 2012, 19:07
How can you get 'On Her Majesty's SECRET Service' wrong?
Oct 6th 2012, 21:04
You should do 50 Best Movie Titles.
Oct 6th 2012, 21:05
Oh, and how about "The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill, But Came Down A Mountain" as a bad title?
Oct 7th 2012, 14:20
What about -I Don't Know How She Does It.
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