The Princess: Snow White
The Original: Snow White And The Seven Dwarves, a story about a young girl whose beauty makes her evil stepmother insanely jealous.
She sends her out to be killed, but Snow ends up living with a group of Dwarves who rescue her and become her friends. The witchy stepmother tries to kill her again – with a poisoned apple – but (snore) true love wakes her.
The New Twist: Black As Snow. The witch’s apple is successful, but it doesn’t kill its target. Instead, Snow White becomes an insane demon, and changes her short-arsed friends into murderous slaves.
We follow her as she rampages around the forest, destroying everything in her path. She feasts on the blood of deer, bluebirds and little squirrels.
Sadly for her stepmother, the plan backfires on her when Snow launches an all-out attack on the castle and drives an apple tree through the witch’s heart.
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